The business model sucks.

The [now former] CEO sucks.

The company culture sucks.

The company name sucks. Kalanick likes “Boob-er”; why not try “Goober”?

This company needs to go out of business. Yesterday.

A .PDF version of today's poster is available here.

P.S. I’ve never used UBER. Ever. Not once. I never will… EVER.