Category Archives: Words

…twit havin’ tantrums!

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Alrighty everyone, time to press Congress to seriously evaluate the 25th Amendment, section 4. Yup, #notmypresident seems to have gone off the deep end earlier today when he launched yet another Twitter Tantrum™ claiming:

Our country needs a good ‘shutdown’ in September…

Holy sh*t Batman! Is this clown for real?

OK, OK, I get Trump has mastered the art of declaring bankruptcy, (the private sector equivalent of initiating a government shutdown), but deliberately causing portions of the government to grind to a halt this fall is a supremely bad idea! C’mon people, this idiot has consistently demonstrated a level of political incompetence that is staggering, simply staggering. It’s time to abort!

…so yes, it’s time for the adults Inside the Beltway to take an active role in removing the most inept president* in U.S. history NOW, before it’s too late… …for all of us.

A .PDF of Trump Twitter Tantrum.
A .PDF of Impeach Trump Now.
A .PDF of Trump Is Mental.

100 Daze of Blunder…

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Illustration by Kjell Reigstad

OMG, earlier today the so-called Tweeter-in-Chief awarded himself an ‘A’ for his first one hundred days of perpetual blunders as president*, sigh… :-(

Happily, widely-respected publications including The Guardian, The New York Times and Vanity Fair were quick to offer mounds and mounds of evidence to the contrary. Trump has accomplished nothing of consequence legislatively-speaking, but he has managed to cram in an awful lot of golf while visiting Florida, costing American taxpayers tens of millions of dollars in the process.

Trump gets a big, fat, ‘F’ for his first 100 days.

…and thanks to a gratuitous spending measure passed by Congress on Friday, the U.S. government will continue to operate for another week, thus avoiding further embarrassment of the so-called “angry cheeto” by averting the ugly prospect of parts of the government actually shutting down on Trump’s one hundredth day in office.

Take a moment to pause and reflect on the astonishing level of ineptitude being demonstrated by this administration day in and day out – pretty scary isn’t it…

Yup, one hundred days of blunder, no doubt about it!

‘tapp’ed out [of his mind]!

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The narcissist-in-chief must’ve had another fever dream Friday night.

Apparently the village idiot believes his campaign was subjected to illegal wire taps, according to a New York Times article published on Saturday, (shortly after the twit tweeted). Yeah, ‘cept he can’t spell for sh*t, so it came out as “tapp my phones”.

Someone please confiscate this man’s smartphone and cut off all access to cable television in the White House! Do it now! Anyone who cannot spell the word ‘tap’ correctly shouldn’t have access to a social media account, let alone the nuclear launch codes!

JFC, what were you stupid Republicans thinking???

I mean, c’mon folks, Dummy Donny making entirely unsubstantiated claims, then demanding the Department of Justice investigate these unsubstantiated claims? Sad.

Thank goodness FBI Director James B. Comey, Jr. called bullsh*t sooner than later, according to a Washington Post article published earlier today, (Sunday). At least one person in Washington seems to be wising up, resisting the urge to waste taxpayers’ money on frivolous investigations…

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Expired Sessions

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OK, so who doesn’t think Jefferson Beauregard “Jeff” Sessions III lied his ass off?

This racist piece of sh*t is so ridiculously compromised he shouldn’t be allowed to hold a county clerk’s position let alone the position of Attorney General of the United States.

Thanks to the Washington Post article published on Wednesday, we’re learning more about meetings between Mr. Sessions and the Russian ambassador, (a fellow named Sergey Kislyak), before the inauguration.

Sure, go ahead and give Sessions’ so-called ‘testimony’ a listen, then pause and reflect on your answer to my question – anybody left in the “…oh, no way Jeffy was lyin’…” camp?

No, I didn’t think so.

According to a New York Times article published earlier today:

At his confirmation hearing, Mr. Sessions said he “did not have communications with the Russians” during the presidential campaign. But the Justice Department now acknowledges that Mr. Sessions twice communicated with Mr. Kislyak last year: once after a speech at the Republican National Convention and once at his office.

Oh, I see, now the acknowledgement is being made… …got it!

The article goes on to state:

In the House, Democrats on the Judiciary Committee demanded an immediate criminal investigation into Mr. Sessions in a letter to James B. Comey, the F.B.I. director, and Channing D. Phillips, the United States attorney for Washington.

I think we’ve hit the expiration date on Mr. Sessions’ time as Attorney General. He has compromised himself, his office, the Department of Justice and arguably the entire country. …and magnanimously declaring he’s going to recuse himself from direct involvement in specific investigations is entirely insufficient. Do you really think Mr. Sessions won’t exert undue influence over his staff? …maybe over the prosecutors responsible for getting to the bottom of Russian interference in the 2016 elections?

C’mon Congress, get to it! When something – or someone – reaches their expiration date, you gotta just throw it – or, in this case, them – out!

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