Rule, Britannia!

Wow, I guess the Leave crowd, numbering some 17.4M, took the whole Rule, Britannia! thing pretty seriously, huh? …and Remains of the Day takes on a whole new meaning – well, it does for some 16.1M British citizens – doesn’t it?

Regardless of which side of the argument you support, the prognostications of doom and gloom being proffered by the talking heads claiming to represent each group do stretch the imagination though…

A brief thought experiment. Two lists, each containing six words or phrases – all of which were extracted from various online news sources, (e.g. Economist, Forbes, Guardian, New York Times, Wall Street Journal, etc.), which have published one, or more, articles about the EU Referendum in the past 24 hours, (since the election results were announced).

My question is this – does one of these lists cause a bit more angst than the other?

absolute turmoil
chaos in the markets
scary
shock
markets plunge
wild swings in the market

vs.

economic disruption
volatile markets
dramatic
unprecedented
markets declined
markets responded vigorously

Yeah, I thought so. While we can endlessly debate the methodology used, (basically scanning similarly-titled articles and merely teasing out the primary theme in a given paragraph), my point is this – words matter. They matter a great deal.

Using precise language when describing what is clearly a fluid – a very fluid – situation is in the writer’s, (and arguably the reader’s), best interest. Purposely stoking fear, anxiety, suspicion and even rage solely for the purpose of capturing – and retaining – the public’s attention is simply reckless.

Prognosticators, pundits, analysts and journalists, stop being reckless with your choice of words!

Those short-sighted bureaucrats deserve a >: >: >: rating.

How about a little context…

Are you weary of the bombastic, often specious, statements made by public figures of all shapes and sizes? I certainly am! …and my wife has grown equally weary of my vociferous proclamations pointing out said behavior, so I’ve decided to go ahead and express my disdain the old-fashioned way – by writing about it.

I seem to encounter hapless souls who fall into one of three general categories of ignorance:

1) the bloviating doofus – entirely tongue-tied and/or incapable of expressing themselves coherently.
2) the vacuous pontificator – angry about something; subscribes to the ‘ready, fire, aim’ approach to public discourse.
3) the self-righteous miscreant – [loudly] voices misguided skepticism and/or suspicion of, well, anything that doesn’t align with their world view.

I will award 1, 2 or 3 emoticons, as follows:

Legend
:‑& a.k.a. the bloviating doofus
>: a.k.a. the vacuous pontificator
>:\ a.k.a. the self-righteous miscreant

1 emoticon = bronze, 2 emoticons = silver and 3 emoticons = gold. …heck, with the Olympics just around the corner, why not?!

Let the verbal jousting begin!

Emoticon reference here.