915,729,293 reasons why…

As reported by the New York Times this past Saturday, Donald J. Trump filed a 1995 personal income tax return claiming losses approaching ONE BILLION DOLLARS, carrying with it the implication this racist scumbag from Queens may have managed to avoid paying any federal income tax for almost two decades…

…how on earth can millions of so-called mediocre white men overlook this cretin’s grotesque fiduciary misdeeds and blindly accept his vague, incoherent promises to solve all of the nation’s ills in exchange for their vote on November 8th?

How?

Let me tell you how – they’re sheep, I swear to God, these millions of poor souls are nothing but very angry, incredibly misguided, (and entirely gullible), sheep. …and if we’re all not rather careful with our vote on November 8th, I fear far more than these mediocre white men, er, uh, I mean sheep are going to be led to slaughter!

C’mon fellow Americans, time to wake up – and I do mean wake the f*ck up – and accept the simple fact the person who secured the Republican presidential nomination is nothing more than a world-class con artist, period.

You may not like Hillary R. Clinton as a person, you may not care for her public policy positions, you may even believe she’s committed past crimes, but when you objectively compare the two candidates strictly on the basis of their experience as public servants, well, there isn’t any comparison. Only one is fit to hold the highest elected office in the land, (…that would be Hillary R. Clinton for you dimwitted mediocre white men out there…), while the other can’t even manage to hold their tongue – or their ill-advised tweets – to themselves.

No restraint. Completely unfit. Big mistake.

A link to a .PDF version of the poster – enjoy!

The debate was debased.

Well, the first debate is ‘in the can’, and apparently it was the most-watched debate in televised history. I opted to listen vs. watch, and boy, was that a wise choice to make!

Delusional. …blaming one’s incredibly poor performance on a defective microphone? Really? Sad. Really.
Incoherent. The press wasted no time pointing out Trump’s cringe-worthy bleats during the inevitable post-debate analysis.
Impolite. Trump interrupted Clinton 51 times and Clinton interrupted Trump 1 time during the debate.
Claritin®. Sniff, well it rhymes with whiff, Donny…

For someone who fancies himself a “winner” in life, this poor schmuck lost round #1 so badly, I wonder if he’ll even bother with rounds #2 and #3…

Here’s a link to a .PDF of the poster.

Junior [bush] League

Wow. Skittles? Refugees? Really? Hmmm… Sad.

Junior needs to crawl back under whatever rock he crawled out from. Clearly, Junior possesses an overly-simplistic world-view, (and dare I say, an equally feeble mind), just like good ‘ole dad…

Sorry Junior, but a random dive, (using one of those tiny little hands), into a bowl of candy cannot be equated with a deliberately conceived – and executed – refugee screening process.

Journalists need to start removing the oxygen from the room, so-to-speak, rather than continuing to contribute to the systematic normalization of this deplorable Republican presidential candidate. Let’s see some hard-hitting investigative journalism between now and election day, OK?

…and this investigative journalism needs to cover the foibles of both candidates.

Link to a .PDF version of the poster – enjoy!

…and yes, his equally-narcissistic piece of sh*t son earns a :‑& :‑& :‑& rating for his idiotic statement.

…after-birther?

The normalization continues.

So what’s next? Is this idiotic Republican presidential candidate gonna pull another one-eighty?

Earlier today, and after years of questioning the birthplace of Barack H. Obama, this blathering, bloviating piece of sh*t decides to reverse himself and state unequivocally that Mr. Obama was, in fact, born in the United States of America. …but not before attempting to rewrite history by claiming he had nothing to do with starting this stupid conspiracy theory, (when, in fact, it’s been well-documented he was a very early subscriber), but rather that he had “…finished it.” Period.

C’mon folks, this clown can barely finish a sentence, so let’s not pretend here, OK?

…and, of course, the press dutifully picked up the story, spreading it far and wide, thus contributing to the continued normalization of this most abnormal – and most abhorrent – human being, the world-class narcissist known as Donald J. Trump.

One can only hope an aneurysm suddenly strikes. It cannot happen soon enough.

A link to a .PDF version of the poster.

This narcissistic piece of sh*t earned yet another :‑& :‑& :‑& rating for his ill-conceived publicity stunt earlier today.

Today [No] Show…

The blathering idiot known as Donald J. Trump demonstrated his complete and utter lack of a) interest in, b) understanding and c) willingness to learn more about foreign affairs during the fiasco aired by NBC on the evening of September 7th. The so-called moderator of this train wreck? None other than the eminently-qualified Mr. Matt Lauer of The Today Show fame.

What a f*cking tool that guy turned out to be…

Gallons of ink have already been spilled in the ensuing 24 hours since the broadcast describing – in painful detail – how lopsided the so-called “moderation” so ineptly demonstrated by Mr. Lauer really was. Sad. I dunno, but maybe hosting The Today Show is more in line with Matt’s capabilities – you know, interviewing movie stars while they make the circuit pimping their latest flick… Yeah, stuff like that. Equally sad…

Of course, both the Democratic and Republican presidential candidates didn’t do themselves any favors at various points during the evening’s charade, but clearly there was a blatant bias exhibited by Mr. Lauer, and we – the American people – deserve a much, much, much – need I say much – more balanced approach to grilling both the Democratic and Republican candidates on their respective positions regarding substantive matters pertaining to the actual governing of our country. Maybe next time.

Oh, yeah, almost forgot – the extraordinarily-biased Matt Lauer gets a >:\ >:\ >:\ rating for the lousy job he did last night.