Donny, you’ve been fired!

The Washington Post reports the Associated Press is projecting Joe Biden has, in fact, defeated Donald Trump, and will become the 46th President of the United States.

Tuesday’s vote signals an end to what will most assuredly be viewed as a truly terrible period in American history. Goodbye Mr. Trump. …and good riddance, you miserable piece of sh*t.

As far as I’m concerned, January 20th, 2021 can’t get here fast enough!

A link to .PDF version of today’s poster here.

Impeached!

I’ve been waiting for this day for over 3 years. The House of Representatives voted to approve articles of impeachment on Wednesday of this week. It was never a question of if this idiot was going to get impeached, but strictly a matter of when this idiot was going to get impeached.

…and now if the Senate would do what they were voted into office to do, which is simply to adhere to the rule of law and remove this dangerous pr*ck from office!

Link to today’s poster in .PDF format here.

Grifter-in-Chief™

Apologies for the protracted absence dear reader, but I’ve returned. ;-)

The events of the past week cannot be ignored – by me, by you, or frankly by any patriotic citizen of the United States with access to a newspaper, a radio, a television, or a reputable/trustworthy online news source, (tragically, there are precious few of those)…

Heather Vogell’s article published by Propublica describing inconsistencies with Trump’s tax returns.
Katie Rogers’ and Eric Lipton’s article published in the New York Times about Trump backpedaling, (what else?), on his ill-informed push to host the G7 at one of his tacky golf resorts.
Nicholas Kristof’s article assessing Trump’s incoherent and inconsistent approach to foreign policy, (paywall).
Frank Bruni’s article asking us how low will Trump go? …pretty damned low, if you ask me, (paywall).
Kaly Soto’s article summarizing impeachment-related happenings this week, (paywall).

The Editorial Board of the Washington Post published an article flatly stating Trump’s ham-handed, (…yeah, those cute, tiny, hammy little paws), self-dealing is textbook corruption.

Philip Rucker and David A. Fahrenthold’s article published in the Washington Post decrying Trump’s attempt to line his pockets with taxpayer dollars.
Philip Rucker’s article casting light on the myriad of weaknesses this pathetic – and soon to be impeached – president has presented to Americans.
Karoun Demirjian’s article describing this administration’s attempts to smear political opponents.

A link to .PDF version of today’s poster here.

Scotty goin’ bye, bye…

Wow, it only took 13 separate investigations to convince Mr. Pruitt it was probably time to head for the door… What a nastly, little swamp monster this f*cking guy was, huh?

According to The Washington Post:

On Thursday, the White House informed Pruitt, who was not in the office, that he had to submit his resignation, according to two individuals who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the matter. President Trump did not speak to the administrator directly, according to a third individual, but instead called Pruitt’s top deputy, Andrew Wheeler, to inform him that he would be taking the helm of the agency.

According to The New York Times:

And so Mr. Pruitt heads for the door, leaving behind a dark, oily stain on the office that he has spent the past year and a half vigorously defiling.

According to The Guardian:

Pruitt also infused several references to God while lavishing praise on the president.

Claiming it was God’s will he was tapped to serve. Really??? What an idiot! Go back to Oklahoma and fade into obscurity, you worthless piece of sh*t.

According to The New Yorker in a profile from April:

One of the engineers said that it might take a while to “rebuild capacity” after Pruitt. But it would be done. The public, he reminded everyone, “is expecting us to protect the planet.” He said, “Pruitt is a temporary interloper. We are the real agency.”

True ‘dat, and apparently said interloping is now, in fact, over!

Of course, Mr. Pruitt is just as feckless as the next cabinet member, flip-floppin’ like a dyin’ fishy in one of those tainted lakes he cares so little about, having previously expressed concerns about how now former boss, (again, The New Yorker):

…he said of Trump, “He has tendencies that we see in emerging countries around the world, where he goes to the disaffected, those individuals, and says, ‘Look, you give me power and I will give voice to your concerns.’ And that’s a dangerous place to be.” Trump, he added, would be “more abusive to the Constitution than Barack Obama.”

Even the bastion of unbridled capitalism, The Wall Street Journal, begrudgingly printed:

Scott Pruitt, the embattled administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency, resigned Thursday after allegations of ethical lapses and improper spending…

going on to say:

Earlier this week, a former staffer said Mr. Pruitt and his staff omitted, altered or removed from his official calendar potentially controversial meetings and phone calls, some with industry executives. Such changes could be considered an illegal falsification of government records.

I really do hope this tacky grifter ends up serving jail time – c’mon Mr. Mueller, go after all of ’em!