Apparently, the Internet lost its sh*t on Tuesday when FLOTUS pranced toward Air Force One, (en route to flood-stricken Texas), while in stilettos. Sad.

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Hmmm… Maybe Cankles B*tch™ should’ve gone with Chuck Taylor’s instead… ;-)

On Thursday, the New York Times Editorial Board opined about ‘ole 45’s™ threats, (well, they were threats at the time), of pardoning the now-convicted sheriff I labeled a truly contemptible constable way back in September of 2016. Well, a short time ago, (on Friday evening), ‘ole 45™ did just that, sigh… Criminal. Absolutely. Criminal.

…and let’s not forget to include The Wall Street Journal’s take on the matter either!

Saturday morning brought us an opinion piece from the Washington Post suggesting ‘ole 45™ prefers division to unification, while Friday’s so-called “news dump” merely confirms how cynical the West Wing’s occupants have become when placing wagers on America’s collective attention span… :-(

Link to .PDF version of today’s poster is here.

The Toddler-in-Chief™ decided to forego protection, (of course he did), while he was viewing the eclipse at the White House earlier today. What an idiot!

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Face it, Dippy Donny™ is completely tone deaf, (from a political perspective), dumb as a box of rocks, (intellectually speaking, of course), and maybe even caused a bit of permanent damage to his retinas, so yes, he’s even willing to go blind!

Yup, you got it, a .PDF of today’s poster.

Why did it take this long to oust Stephen Bannon?

JFC, he shouldn’t have even been anywhere near the White House in the first place!

…and what about the conflicting – of course they conflict – stories about whether he was sacked or just decided to bail? I’ll bet he’s been carrying a resignation letter in his coat with an effin’ blank spot for the date since January 20th! :-)

Regardless, he’s been kicked to the curb, (thank God, it’s progress), though he’ll no doubt keep popping up like a bad penny on conservative outlets for the foreseeable future, (I hesitate to use the phrase ‘news channels’ when describing this rubbish).

Yeah, we’ve got a so-called “loose bannon” to contend with now. Sad. Scary. Bad.

A link to the .PDF version of today’s poster available here.

Shameful. On Saturday, hours after violence broke out on the University of Virginia campus in Charlottesville, Virgina, the Racist-In-Chief™ reluctantly chastised those involved, opting to spread blame for “hatred, bigotry and violence” among “many sides” instead of issuing a forceful condemnation directed solely at white nationalist and white supremacist organizers of a Friday night rally and the violent clashes with counter-protestors on Saturday. Disgusting.

It took another 48 hours before the Bigot-In-Chief™ finally screwed up the courage to stand before reporters and grimace while reciting – from a teleprompter – another lukewarm rebuke. …at least he targeted racist groups by name this time. Disgraceful.

…or should I say shanda, shanda, shanda, since the Zenophobe-In-Chief™ opted to flip-flop less than 24 hours later, proving, once again, he has no soul.

A recently-released Gallup Poll indicates Donny Johnny’s™ approval rating sank to a new low over the weekend! While this shouldn’t be surprising to anyone with an IQ north of 40, it’s somewhat reassuring to see empirical evidence quantifying what appears to be a perpetual decline – at least amongst those being polled…

May this trend hold through the 2018 election cycle – Trump’s a truly toxic imbecile!