Doofusday Preppin’…

Wasn’t Wednesday an incredibly disheartening day, what with the passage of the Republican tax bill, (laughably titled the “Tax Cuts and Jobs Act”), and all… :-(

Happily, I awoke Thursday to an absolutely fantastic piece by Greg Sargent on the Washington Post’s opinion page!

House Democrats are privately preparing for a possible effort to impeach President Trump, should they regain the majority.

That’s excellent news. This is exactly what Democrats should be doing — right now.

I think he means “…when they…” instead of “…should they…”, don’t you? :-)

While Mr. Sargent outlines a myriad of crimes committed by the Thief-in-Chief™, underlings and/or family members so far, my personal favorite is the campaign’s bungled attempts to collude with the Russians in 2016. I remain convinced Muller’s investigation will ultimately result in the removal of the president* from office.

…and it can’t happen fast enough, if you ask me!

Link to .PDF version of today’s poster here.

No (de)bate, just switch(es)…

Republicans have been busy reconciling the House and Senate versions of the GOP tax bills recently, and the final version released on December 15th is the perfect Christmas gift for corporations and the wealthy. The GOP has stooped to new lows with their efforts to secure sufficient Republican support to guarantee passage when this piece of legislative crap comes up for a vote, pandering to senators Susan Collins, Bob Corker and Jeff Flake, in particular.

Historic political/procedural norms be damned – this travesty is the moral equivalent of a “smash and grab” committed by Republicans, all of which should be summarily ejected from office at the earliest opportunity. Can you say 2018 mid-term elections?

I’ll start with Paul Krugman’s opinion piece in today’s New York Times, where he questions the motivations, claiming:

…politicians willing to add a trillion dollars to the debt can hand out enough goodies to make their plans popular, at least for a while.

The New York Times Editorial Board agrees with Mr. Krugman, noting:

The tax bill’s generosity toward real estate titans stands in stark contrast to its stinginess toward the average wage earner as well as its very real damage to taxpayers in high-cost states.

Washington Post columnist Jennifer Rubin justifiably lambasts Senator Bob Corker’s and Senator Susan Collins’ feeble attempts to rationalize their flip-flop on the tax bill, explaining why they’ve both capitulated:

We can speculate on the reasons — political peer pressure, self-interest, keeping a political future alive, the potential absence of two GOP senators due to health concerns, etc.

The Editorial Board at the Washington Post opines as to Corker’s specious claim he was unaware of the benefit neatly inserted to garner his vote, asking:

Is it the suggestion by critics that a key senator dropped his opposition because of a last-minute change that would benefit him personally? Or is it his defense that the provision didn’t influence his support for the legislation because he never actually read the entire bill before changing his position?

Meanwhile, over at the Wall Street Journal, Theo Francis puts a happy, smiley face on this hot mess with the buzzy tagline, “Last-minute changes to the tax-overhaul bill dropped key provisions that most worried companies while raising other costs slightly…” …slightly? Uh, yeah, sure Theo, you really nailed it, huh?

The headline “Middle Class to Get 23% of Tax Cuts for Individuals Under GOP Bill” in the online edition of the Wall Street Journal pimps the proposed middle-class tax cuts, whereas the authors’ enthusiasm seemed a tad muted with the print edition’s headline ‘Tax Cuts’ Impact Assessed.’ for the very same article. ‘droids…

…yup, gotta chase those oh-so-precious middle-class eyeballs, right?

Link to a .PDF version of today’s poster here.

Thief-in-Chief™

Well, it seems the Thief-in-Chief™ decided to disregard the law on Monday and announce his intent to arbitrarily shrink the size of two national monuments in a highly-politicized, yet completely illegal maneuver, while visiting Utah.

I mean why not fly two-thirds of the way across the nation to stick your thumb in Mitt Romney’s eye? Heck, while you’re at it, why not just go ahead and drop a steaming pile in the laps of tribes claiming portions of both of these monuments as sacred?

The lawsuits filed by multiple groups were almost instantaneous, (as expected), and early indications are the plaintiffs have a pretty good chance of winning in court.

Link to the Thief-in-Chief™ poster is available here.

In other news, the Cheeto-in-Chief™ thought it best to offer his full-throated support of accused child molester Roy S. Moore, claiming it’s more important for Republicans to retain control of the Senate than to condemn some sleazebag who’s been slinking around Alabama shopping malls trolling for adolescent girls since the 1970’s!

Of course, this is the same person who claims the voice on the now-infamous “Access Hollywood” tape isn’t his own. Yeah, kinda like the voice heard calling into various New York City radio stations decades ago wasn’t his either! …what a f*cking idiot!

Let’s face it folks, the bloviating doofus confirmed by the Electoral College in January has suffered a psychotic break and needs to be removed from office. …like, NOW!

Link to the “…he’s one too!” poster is available here.

[Tax] Reformatory School RE:dux

This week, (the 16th), the House of Representatives passed a $1.5 trillion dollar tax reform bill, (voting largely along party lines), and Thursday night, members of the Senate Finance Committee, (who also voted along party lines), approved their own version, but both bills have to be reconciled into a single bill, (steaming pile of sh*t), before this legislative travesty can proceed.

“The bill Republicans have brought to the floor today is not tax reform,” said Representative Nancy Pelosi of California, the House Democratic leader. “It’s not even a tax cut. It is a tax scam.”

The New York Times went on to report taxes for the middle class will actually go up, based on the analysis released by The Joint Committee on Taxation.

The Joint Committee on Taxation, Congress’s bipartisan referee on tax policy, said on Thursday that the amended Senate’s version of the tax bill will raise taxes on low-income Americans beginning in 2021, in what appears to be a side effect of the bill’s decision to repeal the so-called individual mandate that requires most people buy health insurance under the Affordable Care Act.

The kicker [for me] was when the New York Times Editorial Board said:

The administration’s cluelessness about how working people might see this cynical play for the rich was confirmed a day later when Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin and his wife, Louise Linton, were photographed with a sheet of freshly printed one-dollar bills with his signature, smirking like a couple of Disney villains.

Uh, yeah, let’s keep these two away from those printing presses, shall we?

Ewwww. I think I just threw up in my mouth. Again.

Well, at least Republicans managed to scare a few privileged, college-bound snowflakes [heading off to/already enrolled in] super-expensive schools by threatening to tax tuition waivers and wipe out the student loan interest deduction. Cue the MIT graduate student who penned the following in Thursday’s New York Times:

Republicans in the House of Representatives have just passed a tax bill that would devastate graduate research in the United States.

“…methinks thou dost protest too much…”, but…

Additionally, Alan Rappeport recounted the spirited debate between Sherrod Brown, an Ohio Democrat, and Orrin Hatch, the committee chairman and Utah Republican, which took place late Thursday night. Me? I think these two needed a nap! Rappeport closes with:

Big differences still remain between the House and Senate bills, and at least four Republican senators have openly expressed trepidation about the bill over its potential impact on the national debt and whether it does enough to help the middle class.

Finally, I had to chuckle after reading Timothy Egan’s opinion piece describing the collective “dumbing-down” of Americans with respect to civics. He’s says:

We’re getting played because too many Americans are ill equipped to perform the basic functions of citizenship.

True story. Egan goes on to say:

…a huge percentage of the population can’t tell fact from fiction. …a huge percentage is also clueless about the basic laws of the land.

I couldn’t agree more. Let’s face it folks, a non-trivial percentage of Americans are just plain ignorant when it comes to understanding how our government works. Mr. Egan makes the case for using civics proficiency test results as the determinant for voting eligibility. I love it!

Pass the test, you get to vote. Fail the test, you don’t get to vote. Daring, no?

I’m convinced an approach like this might – just might – collectively elevate the level of understanding citizens have about how our government works. Without it, uneducated Americans fall victim to charlatans, specious claims and truly “fake” news.

Yup, sounds like about half of America, (and Ryan, and McConnell and Trump), could all stand to spend some time in tax reformatory school!

…the sound of silence…

Don’t you find it interesting how quiet potus* has been with respect to serial sexual predator, (and Republican candidate for United States Senate), Roy S. Moore? I mean the silence is – in the words of Washington Post columnist Aaron Blake – absolutely deafening.

…unless, of course, the topic has to do with his own accusers! Then this wretched excuse for a human being goes full-tilt-crazy! Need proof? Take a gander at what the Grabber-in-Chief™ has said about various and sundry sexual assault allegations in the past right here.

And Moore’s tormented history with the truth continues to make headlines.

No, I’m not cutting Senator Al Franken – a Democrat – any slack either. This clown gets tossed on to the pile of countless men who over-played their male privilege cards way, way, waaaaaay too many times. Shame, shame, shame on Senator Franken for thinking his own documented sexual assault was anywhere within a million miles of humorous, comedic or funny.

It’s not, ever.

Franken deserves whatever punishment – and public humiliation – comes his way.

Link to a .PDF version of today’s poster here.