Imperfect Ten [days, that is]…

Wow, Anthony Scaramucci didn’t last very long, huh? I’ve got tomatoes in the ‘fridge that lasted longer than ‘ole Tony did!

News alerts continue to spew forth from my smartphone as I write, most of which are breathlessly reporting the removal of Anthony Scaramucci, a.k.a. “The Mooch”, a.k.a. the foul-mouthed, soon-to-be-divorced, buffoon sporting a spray tan who’s been strutting around the White House as Trump’s Communications Director for the past week and a half.

Well, Scaramucci was strutting around ’til the president’s* brand spankin’ new Chief of Staff, John F. Kelly, showed up for his first day on the job…

Hmmm… Wonder what the “F.” stands for? ;-)

Inevitable…

Wow, where do I begin? …Spicey is out, ‘The Mooch’ is in… Sessions is reeling and Jr. caught “…lovin’ it…” The last six weeks has been one perpetual nightmare, though you wouldn’t know it by the lack of posts by yours truly. :-(

Now with the blue collar-type stuff kinda sorta outta the way, it’s back to railing about the idiot brigade [temporarily] encamped at the White House…

More soon, I promise!

A .PDF version available here.

Leaky gut[less] syndrome…

Ugh, the so-called “angry cheeto” has, once again, compromised American interests abroad by leaking classified information to Russian officials the day after he fired the [now former] Director of the FBI, James B. Comey.

The Washington Post broke the story on Monday evening, (May 15th), and those dodgy Republicans have been ducking the press since. Cowards. Gutless cowards, every single one of ’em. The Democrats continue a slow roll toward an inquiry of one sort or another into Russian interference into the 2016 election – time to pick up the pace! Also, the New York Times published an article shortly thereafter corroborating the Post’s assertions.

Apparently Trump doesn’t understand the true value of protecting ‘sources and methods’, especially when those sources happen to be American allies. Braggart.

This guy really is a complete amateur when it comes to dealing with diplomats from foreign governments. It’s that, or he’s a complete idiot, you pick. Regardless, Trump is unqualified by any – and every – measure to hold office, so it’s time for Congress to start drafting those articles of impeachment, and I do mean pronto!

Link to .PDF version of today’s poster here.

Let’s flush the obstruction…

Wow, the Cheeto-in-Chief™ really stepped in it this time, didn’t he?

Lyin’ Donny continues to self-destruct, but hey, who’s surprised by that? When you’ve got someone who suffers from narcissistic personality disorder, what do you expect?

A tiny bit of self-restraint? Heaven forbid, the truth? Nope, not gonna happen – ever

The New York Times speculates whether or not we’ve got a criminal sitting in the Oval Office. Ummmm, that would be yes, we do.

Both the Washington Post and the Wall Street Journal offer hints at what might be in James Comey’s notes describing Trump’s ham-handed attempt to get him to drop the Flynn investigation when the two met behind closed doors back in February. Let me summarize: Donald J. Trump deliberately attempted to obstruct an ongoing criminal investigation being conducted by the FBI.

Alright everyone, stay with me here – do any of you know how to spell articles of impeachment? It’s time to get this mentally ill nincompoop out of the White House once and for all.

Here’s a link to a .PDF version of today’s poster.