[…excerpted from Macbeth 5.5.26-30…]

Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

On Tuesday, the president* decided to threaten North Korea with what one could only interpret as nuclear annihilation. Wow, mutually-assured destruction on the table barely 200 days into this travesty called the Trump administration. Sad. Real. Sad.

Hey you, yeah Donny Dipstick™, sure, we all know how you just love to talk tough, but it’s time to shove your tiny, little d*ck back in your pants, zip up and then go back to cheating at golf, you pathetic, preening, narcissistic a**hole…

Meanwhile, on Wednesday, Secretary of State Rex W. Tillerson feebly attempted to quell fears by telling Americans to get a good night’s sleep. Yeah, right, we’ve seen this one before… “Move along! Nothing to see here folks, nothing to see. Move along!”

Yet Republican members of Congress continue to whine about the Faustian bargain they made last summer, (opting to support the singularly most unqualified presidential* candidate in the nation’s history), claiming the present-day legislative stand-still “…is not our fault!” when, in fact, it most assuredly is!

Me? Well, I won’t be sleeping well. Nope, not at all. Lose lots of sleep. You should too.