Wow, Anthony Scaramucci didn’t last very long, huh? I’ve got tomatoes in the ‘fridge that lasted longer than ‘ole Tony did!

News alerts continue to spew forth from my smartphone as I write, most of which are breathlessly reporting the removal of Anthony Scaramucci, a.k.a. “The Mooch”, a.k.a. the foul-mouthed, soon-to-be-divorced, buffoon sporting a spray tan who’s been strutting around the White House as Trump’s Communications Director for the past week and a half.

Well, Scaramucci was strutting around ’til the president’s* brand spankin’ new Chief of Staff, John F. Kelly, showed up for his first day on the job…

Hmmm… Wonder what the “F.” stands for? ;-)