…and counting.
JFC, can’t this lousy excuse for a White House press secretary do anything right?

According to a New York Times article, by Patricia Cohen, (posted earlier today), it seems “Spicey” might’ve jumped the gun, so-to-speak, with his arguably premature emasculation, er, uh, um, ah I meant to say stupid claim the President* had something to do with the jobs report released early this morning by the Labor Department. This poor bastard waited a mere 22 minutes before trumpeting, (sorry, I couldn’t resist), via Twitter, instead of waiting the mandated 60 minutes. According to Ms. Cohen’s article:

…the rule was adopted “to preserve the distinction between the policy-neutral release of data by statistical agencies and their interpretation by policy officials,” and to avoid affecting “financial and commodity markets,” according to the Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs…

Maybe we should congratulate Ms. McCarthy, er, uh, um, ah, I meant to say Mr. Spicer on exercising undue restraint, since his idiot of a boss waited a scant eleven minutes to start pleasuring himself with his own congratulatory blast via Twitter this morning. Sure, it was only a so-called “re-Tweet”, (the social media equivalent of an email forward), from that remarkable touchstone of honesty and integrity, The Sludge Report, er, uh, um, ah, I meant to say The Drudge Report, but still, c’mon folks, a mere 11 minutes? Definitely premature…

I don’t know about you, but I’m gettin’ kinda tired of ‘amateur hour’ at the White House. When are we going to declare this narcissistic assh*le unfit to hold office? Tick, tock, everyone. Tick, f*cking tock…

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